So, my mom is watching the kids today due to my daycare lady being on vacation. She just e-mailed me with the following conversation she had with Ally:
Me: Ally put on clean underwear.
Ally: I don't have to if I don't want to.
Me: Oh really?
Ally: what day is it?
Ally: My mom said I don't have to change my underwear on Mondays.
You just can't make this stuff up, folks. And for the record, I do make her change her underwear on Monday's.